March 10th, 2010

When the county board of supervisors elected to put up the sign, they neglected to take into account the area’s high illiteracy rate.
March 8th, 2010

Carlos and Carlotta had been married so long, they were literally joined at the hip.
March 8th, 2010

Norman had always believed he could fly, and with his new outfit, he was sure it would really work this time.
March 7th, 2010

In case you were considering climbing on the outside of this rocket (?), know that it is DEFINITELY not allowed.
March 7th, 2010

Dinner will be ready when it’s ready!
March 7th, 2010
He’s going to be just delighted to learn that there’s a photographic record of this outfit around about the time he turns 15.
March 6th, 2010
Rumor has it he’s been juicing with V-8.
March 5th, 2010

Wonder what attacking zombie snowmen eat? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller, Bueller, Bueller. Is anyone reading this stuff?
March 4th, 2010

Despite her confidence to the contrary, Leona wasn’t really fooling anyone.